Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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