Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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