So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Randomize
