His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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