yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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