HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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