How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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