i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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