Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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