i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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