Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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