he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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