We're facebook friends in real life
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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