People with herpes should wear stickers.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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