Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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