The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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