he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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