Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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