I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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