You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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