If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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