is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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