She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
it glows. i had to have it.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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