We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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