wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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