What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
