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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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