Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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