stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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