ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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