we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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