so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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