I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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