im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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