you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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