I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just want to make out with him forever
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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