Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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