I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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