She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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