ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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