he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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