They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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