Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Text me some of your sweat
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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