you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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