She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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