There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
It's just like the Real World with babies
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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