So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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