I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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