Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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