I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
a search helicopter?!
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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