Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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