I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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