Taylor Swift is so right about you.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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