if you like me you must not know who I am
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Randomize
