yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
