Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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