Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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