"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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