I need help removing her.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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