Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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